Darkhouse 4 Monyhull 1

The 'hull travelled to Dudley to take on promotion chasing Darkhouse, Pete Langston reports back...

Now, where was I, weather not bad, pitch a bit muddy, especially on the left. Sat nav brought me here a bit of a strange way. Breakfast seems to have gone down, did wonder if I might have a problem with indegestion after having to go and buy some milk this morning before I could have some shreddies, quite like shreddies, wonder if they will still be at half price when I go shopping this week.

Changing rooms probably the worst of the season, outdid the one with all the dead wasps by having plenty of live mould.

Their keeper looks good, dyed his hair to match the teams blue kit. Good match as well. Wonder if we could get the gaffer to do that for our last game of the season. Preferably white with green stripes. What’s that, Burke shouting again, oh right, 10 minutes in and we are already three goals down. Less said about that the better.

The rest of the half was a bit better but we still ended it four down with Webber having one disallowed for offside (he was) and Tom Hales having one disallowed from a free kick but I have no idea why.

Second half was a bit better, at least we won it 1:0 to keep a bit of self respect. Decent through ball from Madden and persitance from Hales to put the ball away.

Man of the match went to Aaron Rainbow, with Jankowski, Conlon and Burke running him close, but mostly it was just one to be forgotten.